"The possible debris trip", 11/90:

A nice jaunt down the coast from Port Arther down to Galveston on a washed out coast road. The ocean was at times only feet from the car, the road was half washed out and covered with huge boulders. A sign did warn of the possible debris :^). Casualties: one person came down with a strange malady which caused a burning sensation in his penis, shrimp farts, and severe hiccups. We won't mention his name, but it was Ervan. [John]